jQuery used for NSA spying for nearly a decade

BREAKING: Recent discoveries have shown that NSA was instrumental in the development of jQuery for the purposes of spying on Interne(t) users’ browsing activities. With over half of the top one million sites on the web using jQuery, the amount of data collected by the NSA is too staggering to estimate.

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Berners-Lee says last “t” in Internet is silent

In a culture-shattering announcement, inventor of the World Wide Web, Tim Berners-Lee, claims that final “t” in the word “Internet” was never intended to be pronounced. With the final consonant dropped, the pronunciation sounds similar to “inter-nay.”